failures: (drama on the PokeGear)
2013-06-07 09:07 pm

040 [video/action for route 4]

Um...guys? I know things have been really weird lately, but I've got a major problem here.

[The feed is of a very panicked Larry staring at the 'Gear. Video seems to finally be working, but it's still quite choppy and distortions keep streaking across the screen. Larry's voice is also somewhat tinny and distant, despite him being right in front of the 'Gear.

He backs up a little after handing the 'Gear off to one of his Pokemon. Judging from the chattering in the background, it's Wobbuffet. The screen pans off to Larry standing by a regular ledge.]


I just came down from this ledge, right? But when I tried to keep going...

[The video pans to the right as Larry makes an attempt to keep going along the route. For some reason he's keeping his hands out in front of him as he does so. It soon becomes clear why he did that, as his hands bump into...a wall? But there's nothing there! He slides his hands along the invisible barrier.]

This is not funny. It's all around us, and since the ledge is behind, we're stuck! I've tried having my Pokemon attack it but it does nada. What the heck is going on? [He brings his hands up in a praying stance.] Please let someone out there know how to get rid of this stupid wall because we can't stay here forever. We'll starve! Or worse, start smelling really bad from not getting a shower for days!

[Priorities.

Suddenly the distortion in the feed gets even worse, and...wait, was that Elgyem always behind Larry? Its very form seems to shift and pixelate until it scrambles up completely into a mass of black pixels and then...disappears.

Well that can't be good. Wobbuffet takes notice and lets out a concerned cry. Larry just takes it as concern over their situation.]


It's okay, boy. We'll get out of here eventually. So yeah, if anyone can come to our rescue right now that'd be awesome.

[And with that, they'll be on standby.

Anyone near the ledge before Cerulean City will see a slightly funny scene of Larry and Wobbuffet trying to push their way out of the invisible wall with no luck.]
failures: (✎ oh crap)
2012-07-19 10:46 pm

034 [video]

[The feed opens to a very sickly Larry, who is covered in a mountain of blankets. His skin his flushed, and he's visibly shivering and sniffling. Basically, he's been dealing with a killer fever for a few days now. And with all of this weird power and mutation business going on, something's crossed his mind more than once. He decided to take to the network about it.]

So uh... [sniffle] Has anyone else gotten really sick but didn't get freaky powers and stuff? 'cause I've been sick and really cold for forever and a half and I feel kinda cheated...

[And just as he trails off, he starts coughing. And since he's Larry, he doesn't cover his coughs so he tilts his head to get it out of the way.

Just when he thinks he's done, one last cough comes out...and so does a gob of fire.

He stares down off-screen where the Ember attack landed, frightened and in awe at the same time. Did he seriously just cough up a fireball?]


... Never mind.

[Still staring, he then realizes oh god fire in the bed FIRE IN AN INN. As he dives to put the fire out, the feed cuts out.]
failures: (✎ oh crap)
2012-05-26 12:42 pm

033 [video/action]

... Where am I?

[Larry's post begins similarly to the post he made during the last crazy weekend event: very dark. Very very dark.

Except this time it's a lot more smelly, but thankfully the viewers can't see that.]


Ugh, what is that smell?

[Eventually, Larry gets the 'Gear's screen face him, illuminating his face and a bit of whatever's behind him. It's hard to make out what's there, but there's something there. It looks mushy, whatever it is.]

That's better. Now, to find a way out.

[He starts shifting around, and as he does that, something else moves behind him. Did something back there blink?]

Huh, it's pretty cramped in here...

Wait a second--

[Seems like Larry's noticed the moving too, and the 'Gear's view shifts around the space, revealing:

(only a lot more of them)
]


Gaaaarbodor...

Trub Trubbish~


[Wait for it...]

WAAAAUGH! NOT AGAAAAAIN!

[[OOC: Just when he thought he was done with garbage everywhere, Larry ended up inside a random big garbage bin with a few friends. Oh, the irony. Anyone want to rescue him or find him outside of it sometime later?]]
failures: (Oh Crap...)
2011-12-10 12:25 pm

028 [video/action for the Burned Tower]

[When the feed starts up, nothing can be seen. However, the melancholy tune of the Burned Tower can be heard, as well as coughing from whoever the 'Gear owner is. Finally, Larry aims the 'Gear properly at himself. It's pretty dark in there.]

Wh-What the heck?! How did I get in the Burned Tower...? I was in Goldenrod when I to bed!

[He shivers, looking around.]

And I'm pretty sure I'd put a freakin' coat on before coming here.

Wooobbuffet...

[says Larry's starter, the only Pokemon that seems to be with him right now. He sounds just as distressed as Larry does.

Larry appears to be taking a few steps before looking off toward Wobbuffet.]


Oh, hey Wobbuffet! At least I'm alone in this, h--WAAAAUGH!

W-Wobba!!

[And looking away while walking was his mistake, because he just walked off the ledge in the middle of the floor and fell to the basement level of the tower. The feed cuts out shortly after he hits the ground.]

About 20 Minutes Later:

[The feed roughly comes to life on Larry's end, and now he's outside of the tower. He looks as white as a ghost. That fall scared the hell out of him. He couldn't care less about the pain in his back right now. At least his 'Gear survived the fall.]

I didn't think I'd see my life flash before my eyes in Johto of all places. [a shudder] Remind me to never go inside that tower again.

Wobba...

So uh...anyone else having weird stuff happening to them?
failures: (Totally Innocent)
2011-11-23 08:16 pm

027 [video]

Heeey! Guess who finally saved up enough for that Kanto trip?

[Larry looks excited. Even more excited than he was the last time he posted.]

The date I had last week—which was amazing by the way—set me back a bit, but I finally caught up to get tickets for me and Barney. Just in time too! I'm gonna buy the tickets right after this post.

Man, Kanto's gonna be so awesome. It's like I'll really be living in the video game I played as a kid. I can't wait! 'Course I'll have to come back to get my last badges eventually, but I just have to see Kanto now...

[And there he goes, rambling about Kanto and childhood nostalgia.

Unfortunately...Larry hasn't yet realized that he got the date for the maiden voyage of the magnet train wrong and that he's missed it. Who wants to break the bad news to the poor guy before he finds out the hard way?]
failures: (Whoa Man!)
2011-09-04 08:43 pm

025 [video/action]

[It's a lovely evening in the middle of Route 39.

At least, from what it looks close to the ground. One of Larry's Pokemon has managed to nudge the 'Gear on and is swinging it around to get it focused on its target. Said target is a pair of [livejournal.com profile] itsthebutz [livejournal.com profile] usedsuitup, comfortably propped up against a bale of hay.

What started as a little nap to let Steelix rest from a rough ride on the flatland turned into Larry and Barney being impossible to wake up. So their Pokemon have formulated a wonderful plan that will with out a doubt get them up. Naturally this has to be recorded too.

In the left corner of the screen, a Growlithe comes into view. She doesn't look too thrilled to be involved in this stupidity, but even she likes to play pranks on her owner sometimes.]


Doof! Bidoof! [Comes from the Pokemon from behind the 'Gear. It's the signal to go for it!

The Growlithe nods, takes a deep breath, and...]


GRRRROOOOOOWLITHE!

[A sneak Roar attack. Of course.

The sudden loud noise right next to them sends the two flying out of their spots and shouting, resulting into them colliding into each other. An eruption of laughter from the surrounding Pokemon breaks out. The looks of horror on their faces was good enough, but the collision was golden.

Rubbing his head and still looking rather bewildered, Larry shoots a glare at the Pokemon, especially the one behind the 'Gear.]


Very funny, you guys. Veeeeeeery funny.

[Barney looks even less than amused at the whole ordeal.]

That's the last time you teach your Pokemon how to prank people. They're not supposed to turn on us!

But it was funny at the time...!

[In the midst of their arguing with each other and their still-laughing Pokemon, the Bidoof behind the 'Gear finally shuts it off. They've got plenty of footage for cheap laughs later now.]

[[OOC: Responses may come from both Larry and Barney.]]
failures: (Oh Crap...)
2011-06-16 10:42 pm

022 [video/action for route 38] [backdated to evening]

[After nearly a week of nonstop riding, Larry and his team have made it partway through Route 38. It shouldn't be too long until he finds Barney. Good thing too, because they are probably in need of some serious R&R at the Ecruteak inn tonight.

He's off Steelix now and is just walking along the trail, stretching his legs a bit. Getting tired of around to see the boring sights, he decides to notify the network of his traveling progress. Unfortunately, he doesn't check the newest posts first, so he isn't quite aware of the dangerous ghost bugs flying around Johto. Leave it to Larry to be clueless.

The feed opens up, and the viewer will be seeing the exact same thing Larry is: the long, dark, stretching road of Route 38.]


Hey guys, I made it to Route 38. Man, Barney wasn't lying when he said this place was boring as heck. I can see why it'd drive him crazy! Good thing we won't be here for that long. Hey Barney, when you see this, we should be running into each other any time now. You up for chilling in Ecruteak tonight? I hear they got a nice bath thing the--

[Larry is suddenly cut off by the faint cry of a certain ghostly bug Pokémon.]

... The heck was that?

[The screen shakes and whips around to show a perfect shot of the Shedinja that had been following Larry for quite some time now.]

Whoa, this guy's new! And...creepy.

[He holds out the 'Gear to it, and receives the general information on the Pokémon, including the warning about the hole in its back.]

Pfft, is this thing serious? I love crazy ghost stories like this!

[The screen whips around yet again to show Larry's silly grin. He looks...cocky. What a surprise.]

Betcha I can look at that thing's back and nothing'll happen. Larry ain't afraid of a creepy ghost bug!

[... Yep, Larry would be dumb enough. The screen turns around for one last time as he circles the now completely still Shedinja. He's making this way too easy for the soul thief. The feed goes silent as Larry gazes into the gaping hole in the Pokémon's back, expecting nothing to happen and to say, "Hah! Toldja!" to his audience. Several moment pass and not a peep comes from the once confident Larry. Then suddenly, the screen wobbles, and the view crashes to the ground along with its owner.

And it'll just keep on recording the empty trail ahead. After all, Larry can't exactly turn it off now that he's equally as hollow as the Pokémon who really did take his soul.]


[[OOC: Larry's Pokemon are in their balls so they haven't realized something's up quite yet. Responses will come from Barney when he finds Larry's body.]]
failures: (Oh Crap...)
2011-05-11 08:20 pm

020 [video]

[The feed opens up to a huge egg taking up all of the screen. Eventually it moves away and Larry's lap comes into view...and eventually Larry himself, sitting on the couch in his hotel room. He's holding what seems to be a Metal Coat in his other hand, and he's definitely showing that thing off, oh yeah he is. He looks ridiculously happy about this Metal Coat.]

Guys! Didja see the new stuff at the department store?! They have Metal Coats!

So, my question is going to be painfully obvious: who wants to help me evolve my Onix? I'm in Goldenrod of course.

[There's a pause as Larry remembers something.]

Oh yeah... I forgot to let you guys know I was back! Well uh...I am. Surprise! To my buds in Goldenrod, we should hang out sometime! I haven't seen a lot of you in...a while...

[He trails off as he realizes that oh snap his egg is glowing. He points the 'Gear camera at the glowing egg.]

Well look at that! Nice timing, egg! 'bout frickin' time too. Guess you guys get to see what's in this thing.

[The egg starts taking shape into a Pokémon...and it gets bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Eventually, it's almost as big as Larry, practically crushing him.]

W-Waaaaaaugh!

[But it doesn't stop there. Eventually it grows into a nearly seven foot tall...dinosaur. A Tropius, to be exact. The feed only shows a small bit of it however, since Larry is now sprawled under the Pokémon. His voice is muffled, but loud enough to hear.]

How does that even work?!

[Suddenly, the noise of the couch collapsing can be heard, and the feed shorts out.]
failures: (Teenage Angst)
2011-02-14 09:40 pm

017 [text/action for Goldenrod]

[Anyone checking their 'Gear will find this lovely blinding message on the network:]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

I hope you lovely ladies of Goldenrod enjoyed my humble gifts. ♥ If any of you single ladies are looking for a date today, Larry Butz is (shockingly) open! Drop me a line!

[... Yeah, Larry somehow managed to send every girl in Goldenrod flowers and a box of chocolate. Can this guy get any more desperate?

If anyone happens to see him at the festival, he'll be moping around. It's been years since he's been without a girlfriend on Valentine's Day and he's having a hard time coping. He's been struggling with the idea of asking someone out, but for once he's actually terrified of rejection.

Basically, Larry is being a desperate drama llama today.]
failures: (It's All Good!)
2011-02-09 09:11 pm

016 [video]

[The feed begins in SHAKY CAM MODE. All that can be seen is the floor of Larry's hotel room, and at the times, the feet of the Pokémon crowded in the room. Eventually the 'Gear is fumbled and Larry's face appears on the screen. He looks...derpily ecstatic as usual.]

Ladies and gentlemen of Johto, after saving up and battling hopeless trainers for a full week, I finally got enough money to get a Water Stone! I figured since I can, I might as well record Poliwhirl evolving, 'cause evolution's always cool to watch, right?

[The feed spins over to Larry's Poliwhirl, who looks pretty confused as to what's about to go down.]

You ready, Poliwhirl?!

... Whirl? [Whatever you say, crazy trainer.]

Awwright! Let's do this!

[Larry's other hand comes into view, holding the Water Stone. He hands it off to Poliwhirl and backs up to get a full shot of the evolution.

Poliwhirl holds it curiously before suddenly being enveloped in white light. Larry's Pokémon in the background watch in wonder as the white form grows bigger and and buffer...and then...]




Poliwrath!

Awwwwww yeeeeeaaah!

[SHAKY CAM MODE activates once again as Larry jumps over to capture a close-up of his new Pokémon. Eventually he moves his arm back so he and Poliwrath can be seen beside each other. He's grinning stupidly.]

Whitney, you better look out 'cause the Butz just got his trump card!

[He clenches his other hand into a fist and holds it out to Poliwrath.]

Fist bump!

[Since they do this a lot, Poliwrath immediately knows what to do.

... Except he's a bit too strong now, and when he fist bumps Larry, he sort of...knocks him into the nearby wall. SHAKY CAM MODE is here to document this of course, and amongst the view of Larry's now laughing Pokémon, his other hand shakily comes into view and he flashes a thumbs up.]


'M... 'M good...!

[And with that, the feed cuts out.]
failures: (It's All Good!)
2010-12-07 09:07 pm

012 [video]

[The feed turns on to reveal the roof of a cave. It's moving pretty steadily, suggesting that whoever is holding the 'Gear is either running or riding something. Eventually Larry's face comes into view, and he looks pretty ecstatic. Wobbuffet can be seen behind him, with a similar expression.]

WHOOOOO!

Wobbaaaaaaaaa!

There is nothing cooler than riding on a Pokémon, I gotta tell you. I'm glad I found Onix, otherwise I think I woulda been stuck in this cave forever! She really knows her way around though!

[Larry's newly captured Onix roars proudly. Really, she has been a big help. Larry probably would have been screwed if he didn't accidentally step on her a while back.

Larry rubs the back of his head in embarrassment, recalling the event. Then he snaps his fingers.]


Oh yeah, Barney! Sorry I disappeared on you back there. As soon as I heard that Iris magically got sent by Azalea, I kinda...rushed out of town without thinking. I'll be back for you when I pick up Iris, and with Onix, I can get around even faster. You'll have the luxury of riding the Onix Express!

[He looks up for a moment, then grins at what he sees.]

Finally, the light at the end of the tunnel! Freedom, here we come! You hear that, Iris? We're almost there!

I can't wait to see the snow everyone's talking about. I wonder if it'll be as pretty as it was up at the temple...

[Suddenly, the darkness gives way to light, and the snowy scenery fills the screen. Larry looks mystified.]

Dude...!

[Suddenly, a piercing roar interrupts him.]

W-Wait Onix, what are you--! Oh nooooooo!

Wobbaaaaaaaaa...!

[Onix isn't exactly a fan of the snow, and as soon as she hits it, she screeches to a halt, sending Larry and Wobbuffet flying forward face-first into the snow.

As soon as Larry makes impact with the ground, the feed cuts out.]


[[OOC: Larry's PokéGear will still work, he'll just be answering at least ten minutes late because he really did get knocked out there.]]
failures: (Oh Crap ....)
2010-11-28 04:24 pm

011 [video/action]

[Cue Larry with a look of pure terror on his face. From what one can see from the background, it looks like he's hiding out in an alley somewhere. His voice is a low whisper.]

Oh maaaan... You'll never believe this, guys.

Look, I know suddenly practically everyone ever is in Johto...but I seriously think I just saw all of my exes at once. And they did not look happy.

NOT COOL, JOHTO!!

[Wait, that was a little too loud there, Larry. Panicking for a second, he looks around frantically, then sighs when the coast is clear. Still, his paranoia remains.]

Oh god, what if they see me...?!
failures: (It's All Good!)
2010-11-21 06:39 pm

010 [video]

A message to Iris )

[The feed opens up to a cheery Larry, who...looks like he's holding on to his Drifblim with his other arm. Did he just use Drifblim to float to the outskirts of Cherrygrove? Yes. Yes he did.

Knowing that Phoenix was going to be okay really boosted his morale as he traveled the rest of the way to Cherrygrove.]


Awwwright, mission accomplished! Me and Nia made it over safely, and she met up with her friend. It was a teary sight, not gonna lie! So now that they're off, I decided to head over to Cherrygrove for some other business before going back to Violet, but I uh... [There's a pause.] Kind of got lost during the night, even though I've been in this area like three times already.

... Don't judge me.

[There's some more awkward silence before Larry speaks again.]

A-Anyway! I'm gonna be coming back to Violet soon. You'd better be better by the time I get back, Nick!

... That was a joke, of course.

Butz, out!

[[OOC: Sorry to spam the network, guys. This'll be the last post for a while. @_@]]
failures: (Oh Crap...)
2010-09-10 02:25 pm

004 [video] [backdated to thursday night]

[Phoenix's group might be wondering where the heck Larry went to. Well, here he is.

The feed is on, but anyone watching will see practically blackness. The faint outlines of trees can be seen, but not much else. However, one can hear the occasional cry of a Hoothoot and the music for Route 31, but mostly they'll just hear what sounds like Larry's teeth chattering.]


Uh...Nick? Maya? Pearl? G-G-Guys?

[The camera shakes violently for a moment, when suddenly Larry's face can (somewhat) be seen. He definitely looks like he doesn't do well in the dark. Alone. Why did he put his Pokemon back in their balls again?]

I th-think I got lost. H-Help?

[Getting lost on a route he's been on at least twice by now. Larry's got this. He's really only a few minutes away from Violet City, but he's Larry, so.

Suddenly, something appears on screen behind Larry. A Gastly, with a mischievous look in its eyes. Larry shudders, then spins around, but the Gastly had already disappeared. Only to appear next to him and give him a nice big lick on the cheek and disappear once again.

Yeah, that doesn't go over well with Larry. He lets out a scream, and drops the PokéGear. The feed cuts out as soon as the Gear hits the ground.]
failures: (Srs Face)
2010-08-23 07:39 pm

003 [voice]

[The usually energetic Larry sounds very drained today. First, the ~great Unown battle~, and then a day's worth of searching for Kay? Yeah, he's exhausted. And knowing Larry, he probably searched in all the areas that had already been searched.]

All that searching and not a single clue. Man, this sucks. I hope she's alright...

Hey, guys who were also lookin' for Kay, did you have better luck?

Oh yeah, Nick or anyone else in the group...where are you? You guys didn't die from the attack of the creepy crystals, did you?

[OOC: Action for those in the Violet City PokéCenter, who will find Larry sprawled out face first on a couch.]
failures: (It's All Good!)
2010-08-13 03:24 pm

002 [video]

AWWWRIGHT!

[Striking an eerily familiar pose, Larry declares to the camera:]

I CAUGHT A DRIFLOON!

Waaaaaaahbbuffet!

[Then there's a long pause.]

But I guess everyone and their mom has too...hey, at least the girls should think that this guy is cute!