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[The feed opens up to a huge egg taking up all of the screen. Eventually it moves away and Larry's lap comes into view...and eventually Larry himself, sitting on the couch in his hotel room. He's holding what seems to be a Metal Coat in his other hand, and he's definitely showing that thing off, oh yeah he is. He looks ridiculously happy about this Metal Coat.]

Guys! Didja see the new stuff at the department store?! They have Metal Coats!

So, my question is going to be painfully obvious: who wants to help me evolve my Onix? I'm in Goldenrod of course.

[There's a pause as Larry remembers something.]

Oh yeah... I forgot to let you guys know I was back! Well uh...I am. Surprise! To my buds in Goldenrod, we should hang out sometime! I haven't seen a lot of you in...a while...

[He trails off as he realizes that oh snap his egg is glowing. He points the 'Gear camera at the glowing egg.]

Well look at that! Nice timing, egg! 'bout frickin' time too. Guess you guys get to see what's in this thing.

[The egg starts taking shape into a Pokémon...and it gets bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Eventually, it's almost as big as Larry, practically crushing him.]

W-Waaaaaaugh!

[But it doesn't stop there. Eventually it grows into a nearly seven foot tall...dinosaur. A Tropius, to be exact. The feed only shows a small bit of it however, since Larry is now sprawled under the Pokémon. His voice is muffled, but loud enough to hear.]

How does that even work?!

[Suddenly, the noise of the couch collapsing can be heard, and the feed shorts out.]

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... Big.

[Some time later, after Larry managed to get the large Pokémon off of him and into a Pokéball.]

... Yeeeeah. Aw man, now I gotta pay for that couch.

How did that even happen?

Heck if I know! Since when do dinosaurs come out of their eggs fully grown?!

Probably when they started growing bananas?

... The bananas were weird. I wonder if they taste any good...

Try them and see.

Alright!

[When he releases Tropius from his Pokéball, he makes sure to do it somewhere where he won't destroy furniture.

Aaand he's trying the banana...]

Wow, this is actually pretty good! Hey, at least I know I'll have backup if I ever run out of food while on the go.

... Lucky.

I wonder if any other Pokémon make food...aside from Miltanks and Chanseys I guess.

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...A coat made of metal...?

[Larry's response comes later, after the Tropius fiasco.]

Yeah. They don't really look like coats, but maybe it just gives the Pokémon a metal coating? Kinda like paint or something!

That's kinda weird. Why don't they call it metal paint or something, then?

I dunno. Johto is just weird like that.

It's pretty weird. I used to be able to climb up stuff before!

Whaddya mean?

[Wait.]

Let me guess, the ledges?

-- Larry?!

[ Why do you always get in trouble with your Pokémon. First it was the Onix. Then you got punched. Now this. ]

[His Pokémon don't hurt him on purpose! ... Except maybe Onix.

Larry's response comes after he managed to get the Tropius off of him and into a Pokéball. He looks fine, surprisingly.

He's also going to act like no one saw that fail.]

'sup?

[ Why are you acting like-- oh. Geeze. Larry 8( ]

...Did your Pokémon.. hatch? [ He is trying so hard to resist facepalming. ]

... Guess there's no avoiding it, huh?

Yeah...and he came out full size! It's...weird as heck.

There was another person wondering about the size of her Pokémon, as well.

I suppose physics really doesn't apply in this world. [ Conservation of mass. Conservation of mass. ;A; ]

Nothing applies in this world, man.

Except gravity.

[There's a pause, and then he grins. You guys and your ledges.]

Heh, right.

[ WHY HAVEN'T YOU FALLEN DOWN ONE YET TOO. D8 not that that's a bad thing. ]

How have you been, Larry?

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[video] going out for the day! I'll tag you back later~ <3

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[video] Have fuuuun~

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