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[failures]

[Larry intends to make this post short and sweet, so there's no fancy angles or openings or anything like that. It's just him in one of the Training Center's rooms.]

Hey, I got a question for you guys. You all know about golden birthdays, right? Well today's mine—man, I'm gettin' so old—and I have no idea what to do for it. I had a whole bunch of plans for it back home, but I can't do any of them now since I'm not there, y'know? I guess I shoulda made new plans but I wasn't expecting to spend three birthdays here. And I don't really have anyone in town to celebrate it with either, so that's a double whammy.

[He sighs and rubs the back of his head with his free hand. Man, this is the worst golden birthday ever.]

So yeah, any suggestions? If no one's got anything I guess I could grab a drink and try to get a new high score in that Rapidash Attack game.

[... Wow, that sounded really sad.]

Uh, thanks.

[He's just gonna cut the feed out now.]

Comments

[video]

[digital_bingo]

That doesn't sound very fun... What about making some new friends and celebrating with them?

[papshooshing]

A GOLDEN WHAT?

[video]

[paladinlost]

...What's a golden birthday, exactly?

[You modern people and your strange words.]

voice;

[eagletalons]

Happy birthday. For the record, I don't think twenty-eight is old. Though... a golden birthday? [You Earth humans and your weird culture...]

video

[onelevelmeaner]

[Holds up a finger, and speaks in an apparent sarcastic tone..]

Oh no. Your life is over. What ever will you do? You should just throw a party for yourself. A party attracts people. Just put on some good music, dance, have some food out and people will come right on over. It should work!

[video]

[rocketralph]

I've never heard of a golden birthday. Call me old fashioned, but I'd probably get a cake.

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

Well, what town are you in? Every town here has some special thing that makes them unique from other towns. That could at least get you doing something you didn't plan but still makes the birthday ring as important as you feel it needs to be.

[viiru2alert]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I can say with confidence that I have no idea what a golden birthday is.

[But on the actual topic at hand...]

Why not go catch a movie and get some real nice food? Dunno where you are right now, but that's what I did on my wriggling days back home.

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[islandshore]

You could always just spoil yourself. Maybe grab a few friends if they're in the area and do something low-key.

[A pause, and he shrugs.]

Or you could throw a late party. Nothing wrong with that.

Video

[red_roses]

Golden....?

( video )

[mianhe]

Golen birthday... so, you're twenty-eight, then? Congratulations. That is a pretty long time to be alive.

[ he's not serious! ... mostly. ]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Aw, you're in Celadon?

... I'd come, but... kinda got some stuff to deal with here.

Happy birthday, though!

... Old man.

_{[Shut up Heather he's not even ten years older than you.]}