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Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) wrote2013-03-28 08:52 pm

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[Larry intends to make this post short and sweet, so there's no fancy angles or openings or anything like that. It's just him in one of the Training Center's rooms.]

Hey, I got a question for you guys. You all know about golden birthdays, right? Well today's mine—man, I'm gettin' so old—and I have no idea what to do for it. I had a whole bunch of plans for it back home, but I can't do any of them now since I'm not there, y'know? I guess I shoulda made new plans but I wasn't expecting to spend three birthdays here. And I don't really have anyone in town to celebrate it with either, so that's a double whammy.

[He sighs and rubs the back of his head with his free hand. Man, this is the worst golden birthday ever.]

So yeah, any suggestions? If no one's got anything I guess I could grab a drink and try to get a new high score in that Rapidash Attack game.

[... Wow, that sounded really sad.]

Uh, thanks.

[He's just gonna cut the feed out now.]
foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, you're in Celadon?

... I'd come, but... kinda got some stuff to deal with here.

Happy birthday, though!

... Old man.

[Shut up Heather he's not even ten years older than you.]
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-07 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[She just beams widely at him. She's barely past twenty, SHE'S ALLOWED TO CALL YOU OLD.]

Aw, it's okay. I don't judge.

I'll get you a nice walker for your present.