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[failures]

[The feed flicks on, and is immediately engulfed by a Wobbuffet's face. It salutes the camera with a Wobba Wobba! Waaaaahbbuffet! before being shoved aside by Larry.]

Stop hogging the camera, man!

[Now with the camera focused on himself and Wobbuffet, he grins.]

After missing the exit far too many times, we're finally out of New Bark Town! Man, you guys have no idea how exciting this is. Living out a real Pokémon Adventure!

... Okay, maybe you do, but still! I feel like a kid again...only with my biggest dream coming true.

Anyway, I have a very important announcement to make before I get going:

Look out, ladies of- uh, what was that place called again? Oh right- Cherrygrove City, cuz lady-killer Larry Butz is on the way!

[Wobbuffet adds a Wobba! in agreement before the feed finally times out.]

Comments

[Video. This is possibly a mistake on Heather's part.]

[foolishwren]

_{[There is a loooong silence from Heather's end. ... 'Lady-Killer'? .... Okay. This is clearly a potentially sensitive situation, and it clearly requires the utmost tact and maturity when answering.]}

... Is your name seriously 'butts'?

[Video] LMFAO

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Clearly.]

Y-Yeah.

[Video] SHE MAY REGRET THIS.

[foolishwren]

.... You were teased horribly as a child, weren't you.

_{[It's not even a question. Her voice doesn't even trail upwards at the end of that sentence, because it's not a question. It is a statement. She is so sure of this that she doesn't even put a question mark at the end of it.]}

Slowatus be damned

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Well, aside from the sudden wobbefet, Barney has decided he likes this guy already.]

There are some nice ones there, bro. Let me tell you...

:Db

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Good to hear, man.

[walking-the-cat.livejournal.com]

A lady killer?

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

It means chicks dig me.

[video]

[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

...Larry, what did I tell you about trying not to get into trouble before you've even gotten to Cherrygrove.

Especially if you're travelling with Maya.

[Forboding feeling in the pit of his stomach is forboding...and growing.]

[video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

But I didn't do anything yet!

And don't worry about Maya, Nick. I'm protecting her. Me an' Wobbuffet.

[Because that should totally reassure you, Nick.]

[ video ]

[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

I don't want to die!!

[ video ]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... I'm not going to actually kill you, Kay.

[action]

[totesaladder.livejournal.com]

But Larry... what about Kiyance? [she hasn't forgotten his last girl anyway. At least, the last girl she heard about from him in her timeline]

[action]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Wow Maya, you still remember her? We broke up like forever ago. ... But I do still kinda miss her.

[Video]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

Eeeh? Why do you wanna kill us?!?!

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

I'm not seriously going to kill you, it's a figure of speech.

[voice]

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

Is that really something you should so loudly proclaim? The police here seems incompetent, yes, but I doubt they're deaf.

[voice]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[You can't see it, but Larry's totally facepalming.]

For the millionth time, I'm not really going to kill anyone!

[He might indirectly get them murdered, but...]

video;

[usedfacade.livejournal.com]

A dream? It's more like a nightmare.

video;

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind him while he just kinda...stares.]

Nah, this can't be a nightmare if beautiful girls like you are here.

[video]

[overthedratini.livejournal.com]

[don't mind me, was snickering at the Wobbuffet's antics-- when suddenly a person!]

... What're you gonna do?

[video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Pick up some hot chicks in Cherrygrove, what else?

... Oh, and meet up with Nick, if he hasn't left already.

[video]

[forperfectstats.livejournal.com]

What a foolish looking Pokemon.

[Just like the trainer.]

[video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Oh god. OH GOD. Kay wasn't kidding!

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Call. Cute.]

... F-Franzy...

[used-zapcannon.livejournal.com]

What are you supposed to be?

Hell, what is that thing supposed to be?

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

A human, I guess?

And this here is Wobbuffet! He's uh... a little weird to me too. And his fighting style is kinda weird too.