failures: (Usual Suspect)
Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) wrote2010-08-06 11:41 pm

001 [video]

[The feed flicks on, and is immediately engulfed by a Wobbuffet's face. It salutes the camera with a Wobba Wobba! Waaaaahbbuffet! before being shoved aside by Larry.]

Stop hogging the camera, man!

[Now with the camera focused on himself and Wobbuffet, he grins.]

After missing the exit far too many times, we're finally out of New Bark Town! Man, you guys have no idea how exciting this is. Living out a real Pokémon Adventure!

... Okay, maybe you do, but still! I feel like a kid again...only with my biggest dream coming true.

Anyway, I have a very important announcement to make before I get going:

Look out, ladies of- uh, what was that place called again? Oh right- Cherrygrove City, cuz lady-killer Larry Butz is on the way!

[Wobbuffet adds a Wobba! in agreement before the feed finally times out.]

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You're asking for the date? [she gives him a weird look, but obliges]

-- it was May 2017. I remember, because the Pink Princess was canceled. [and here is where she looks absolutely grief-ridden]

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaand the weird time differences strike again. Man, I will never get used to this.

[But he smirks at the last bit.]

Don't worry Maya, that's not the last of her you'll see.

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha-- what weird time differences?

And of course not! I'm going to buy all of the DVDs when I get home!

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well uh, it's totally hard to believe, but it was 2019 before I got dumped here.

No I mean, she's in another series with the Steel Samurai! And they're an awesome butt-kicking mommy and daddy duo!

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
2019?! Like that guy I talked to who told me he was a future witness that Nick cross examined!

[and then, even more excitedly]

Wait, really?!

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This place is crazy like that. I've just decided to roll with it.

[He nods, grinning.]

Yeah! And you'll never believe it, but I actually landed the role of the Steel Samurai for a while. Edgey still refuses to believe it.

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think we can really do anything about it... but it sure makes things really weird.

[and then, surprised]

Wait, you? The Steel Samurai?

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah it does! It was kinda awkward when I found out about Nick and Edgey...

The one and only! It was pretty sweet, not gonna lie.

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet this means we can learn things about the future from you, though! Like the fact that the Pink Princess isn't gone forever!

[a glee face]

What was it like, fighting evil as the greatest superhero ever!

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-08 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You can! And let me tell you, a lot has happened. [And some things he will never mention, because they are best left forgotten. Like his fail at Hazakura Temple.]

It was awesome! I got to learn how to use the Steel Samurai's spear and everything!

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-08 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maya is happy not knowing about Hazakura Temple]

Did you get to keep any souvenirs?

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[As she should be.]

Well, I think I have a spare uniform... but that's at home, so. Who knows when we'll be getting back there.

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, that's too bad. It would have been cool if you had it here.

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... [Not wanting to disappoint Maya, Larry ponders for a moment.

... Ping! He snaps his fingers.]


I know! How about I show off some of the moves I learned?

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[excitement!]

Could you, really?

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah!

Hey Wobbuffet, stand over here for me.

[The Pokémon, who had been idly standing beside Larry the entire time, nodded and did just that. Finally, some excitement!]

Perfect! Now be ready to Counter this. Just... don't hurt me, okay?

[action] If only he didn't mess this up in the actual case...

[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[And with that, Larry spins his imaginary spear (aka a random stick he found) in the air and does a dramatic slash on the Pokémon, who in turn, counters it.

Larry follows it up with some other martial arts moves before finally running out of energy.]

[action] Haha XD poor larry

[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maya is, needless to say, very impressed]

Wow, Larry! Look at you go!

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Larry grins, rubbing the back of his head with one arm and patting Wobbuffet with his other arm.]

Aww, glad you liked it, Maya! I'm always eager to please~

[There's a of agreement next to him. Wobbuffet is having a lot of fun with this too.]

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you do the Steel Samurai's super secret ultra powerful ultimate attack, too?

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be the Steel Samurai without it, now would I?

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[identity profile] totesaladder.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I see? Can I?