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[failures]

[The feed flicks on, and is immediately engulfed by a Wobbuffet's face. It salutes the camera with a Wobba Wobba! Waaaaahbbuffet! before being shoved aside by Larry.]

Stop hogging the camera, man!

[Now with the camera focused on himself and Wobbuffet, he grins.]

After missing the exit far too many times, we're finally out of New Bark Town! Man, you guys have no idea how exciting this is. Living out a real Pokémon Adventure!

... Okay, maybe you do, but still! I feel like a kid again...only with my biggest dream coming true.

Anyway, I have a very important announcement to make before I get going:

Look out, ladies of- uh, what was that place called again? Oh right- Cherrygrove City, cuz lady-killer Larry Butz is on the way!

[Wobbuffet adds a Wobba! in agreement before the feed finally times out.]

Comments

[Video. This is possibly a mistake on Heather's part.]

[foolishwren]

_{[There is a loooong silence from Heather's end. ... 'Lady-Killer'? .... Okay. This is clearly a potentially sensitive situation, and it clearly requires the utmost tact and maturity when answering.]}

... Is your name seriously 'butts'?

[Video] LMFAO

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Clearly.]

Y-Yeah.

[Video] SHE MAY REGRET THIS.

[foolishwren]

.... You were teased horribly as a child, weren't you.

_{[It's not even a question. Her voice doesn't even trail upwards at the end of that sentence, because it's not a question. It is a statement. She is so sure of this that she doesn't even put a question mark at the end of it.]}

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Not as much as you'd think, actually. Nick was the one who got the brunt of the teasing.

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... Wait what was that supposed to mean.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Nothing.

...Nick? Are you from the same place as all those lawyers? _{[Because seriously she's kind of noticed the LAWYER INVASION, and heard the name 'Nick' mentioned before. ... Not that, y'know, Nick was an uncommon name or anything...]}

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yup! Nick and Edgey are my childhood friends.

But I'm not a lawyer like them. I'm more of a uh...Jack of Trades. Yeah.

[Jack of Trades = he's done like every job ever for a very short period of time before getting fired/quitting.]

Slowatus be damned

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Well, aside from the sudden wobbefet, Barney has decided he likes this guy already.]

There are some nice ones there, bro. Let me tell you...

[Video]

[foolishwren]

.... Edgey?

_{[The guy who dressed in pink? The one who Heather kind of totally made fun of every time he showed his face on her 'Gear?]}

[walking-the-cat.livejournal.com]

A lady killer?

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[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

...Larry, what did I tell you about trying not to get into trouble before you've even gotten to Cherrygrove.

Especially if you're travelling with Maya.

[Forboding feeling in the pit of his stomach is forboding...and growing.]

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Edgey. Edgeworth. The grumpy guy in the frills. He's not hard to miss.

:Db

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Good to hear, man.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

It means chicks dig me.

[video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

But I didn't do anything yet!

And don't worry about Maya, Nick. I'm protecting her. Me an' Wobbuffet.

[Because that should totally reassure you, Nick.]

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[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

I don't want to die!!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm always there to help out a bro. The girls all seem to like pokemon, so don't be afraid to show them off.

[ooc: going to bed, will try to tag tomorrow evening]

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... I'm not going to actually kill you, Kay.

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[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

...

You know, Mr. Butz, that's the kind of misleading statement that could get you prosecuted in a heartbeat. Maybe two, in Mr. Edgeworth's case.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Really? I wonder if they'd even be impressed by this guy... [He stares at the blue blob beside him.]

[OOC: Alrighty!]

[ video ]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

M-Man, you guys really need to get up to speed with figures of speech!

[ video ]

[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

It's not like I hear that one all that often! I'm way more modern than most people!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

This one's not even that old!

... I think.

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[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

... Ask the Judge! I bet he'd know.

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... He probably would know.