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[The feed flicks on, and is immediately engulfed by a Wobbuffet's face. It salutes the camera with a Wobba Wobba! Waaaaahbbuffet! before being shoved aside by Larry.]

Stop hogging the camera, man!

[Now with the camera focused on himself and Wobbuffet, he grins.]

After missing the exit far too many times, we're finally out of New Bark Town! Man, you guys have no idea how exciting this is. Living out a real Pokémon Adventure!

... Okay, maybe you do, but still! I feel like a kid again...only with my biggest dream coming true.

Anyway, I have a very important announcement to make before I get going:

Look out, ladies of- uh, what was that place called again? Oh right- Cherrygrove City, cuz lady-killer Larry Butz is on the way!

[Wobbuffet adds a Wobba! in agreement before the feed finally times out.]

Comments

[Video] LMFAO

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Clearly.]

Y-Yeah.

[Video] SHE MAY REGRET THIS.

[foolishwren]

.... You were teased horribly as a child, weren't you.

_{[It's not even a question. Her voice doesn't even trail upwards at the end of that sentence, because it's not a question. It is a statement. She is so sure of this that she doesn't even put a question mark at the end of it.]}

[Video] 1/2

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Not as much as you'd think, actually. Nick was the one who got the brunt of the teasing.

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... Wait what was that supposed to mean.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Nothing.

...Nick? Are you from the same place as all those lawyers? _{[Because seriously she's kind of noticed the LAWYER INVASION, and heard the name 'Nick' mentioned before. ... Not that, y'know, Nick was an uncommon name or anything...]}

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yup! Nick and Edgey are my childhood friends.

But I'm not a lawyer like them. I'm more of a uh...Jack of Trades. Yeah.

[Jack of Trades = he's done like every job ever for a very short period of time before getting fired/quitting.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

.... Edgey?

_{[The guy who dressed in pink? The one who Heather kind of totally made fun of every time he showed his face on her 'Gear?]}

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Edgey. Edgeworth. The grumpy guy in the frills. He's not hard to miss.

[Video] that icon is so happy

[foolishwren]

Yeah, I didn't. You're friends with that guy? _{... He has friends?}

[Video] Larry is usually a stupidly happy guy.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yep. Like I said, I've known him and Nick since elementary school. Edgey probably wouldn't admit that we're friends, though.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

HUH. Learn something new every day.

_{[And the next time Edgeworth reared his stylish head on her PokeGear, she'd probably bring up this 'friendship' just to see how he would reply to being associated with 'Butts'. Because she was kind of mean, and also kind of curious.]}

So you just got here, huh.

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[She will learn that no one wants to be associated with Larry. Trufax.]

Uh, yeah. On one hand this place seems really familiar, but on the other hand, it...doesn't. Yeah.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[SOB WHY HASN'T ANYONE WARNED HER oh well once she sees that he's become friendly acquaintances with Barney, epic backpedaling will probably ensue.]}

Hn. Didn't seem familiar to me. _{[Due to her player being a butt, Heather missed out on the Pokemon phenomenon as a child.]} It's pretty familiar by now though.

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[It's okay Heather, he's pretty much harmless...until he somehow gets involved in a murder. But that won't happen here.]

Why? You been here a while?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Yeah, 'bout two months by this point.

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

And still no idea of how to get home? Looks like I'm gonna be here a while.

[He grins at the thought.] Not that I mind, of course.