failures: (Usual Suspect)
Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) wrote2010-08-06 11:41 pm

001 [video]

[The feed flicks on, and is immediately engulfed by a Wobbuffet's face. It salutes the camera with a Wobba Wobba! Waaaaahbbuffet! before being shoved aside by Larry.]

Stop hogging the camera, man!

[Now with the camera focused on himself and Wobbuffet, he grins.]

After missing the exit far too many times, we're finally out of New Bark Town! Man, you guys have no idea how exciting this is. Living out a real Pokémon Adventure!

... Okay, maybe you do, but still! I feel like a kid again...only with my biggest dream coming true.

Anyway, I have a very important announcement to make before I get going:

Look out, ladies of- uh, what was that place called again? Oh right- Cherrygrove City, cuz lady-killer Larry Butz is on the way!

[Wobbuffet adds a Wobba! in agreement before the feed finally times out.]

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. OH GOD. Kay wasn't kidding!

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Call. Cute.]


... F-Franzy...

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[identity profile] forperfectstats.livejournal.com 2010-08-08 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh-What!?

Who are you!? And why are you addressing me in such an obnoxiously familiar manner!?
Edited 2010-08-08 19:13 (UTC)

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoops. Cue frantic-looking Larry.]

Uh. UH. I-I'm Larry, and I guess you haven't met me yet unless you just got de-aged or something...

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[identity profile] forperfectstats.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause. An irritated pause.]

Another one from "The Future"...? Very well.

Tell me, what relation am I to you, that makes you think you can address me like that!?

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[identity profile] forperfectstats.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
From now on, refer to me as Ms. Franziska von Karma and nothing else!

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-Yes Ma'am!

[Well that was easy. And at least he doesn't have to worry about the whip right now...because he totally knows he would be feeling the sting by now if they were talking in person.]

Uh, I'm a friend of Edgey's, and... actually, I've been involved in a few of your cases too. You agreed to model for one of my art projects: "Franzy's Whiplash Splash!"

[The consent part is a lie, but she'll never know...right?]

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[identity profile] forperfectstats.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Why on earth would I ever agree to do something so unbearably foolish?

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... Because you liked my art?

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[identity profile] forperfectstats.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
......

[Wonder why she's skeptical at that? This fool, being an artist she actually appreciated? Still, sheer idiocy never stopped all artistic endeavors. She'll believe him. For now anyway. What reason would he possibly have for lying?]

Alright, Mr. Butz. I expect you to show me any art you produce in the near future.

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[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO REASON AT ALL. AT ALL.

Here's hoping that younger Franzy has a different view on art...]


Y-You got it, Ms. Von Karma!