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[failures]

[Cue Larry with a look of pure terror on his face. From what one can see from the background, it looks like he's hiding out in an alley somewhere. His voice is a low whisper.]

Oh maaaan... You'll never believe this, guys.

Look, I know suddenly practically everyone ever is in Johto...but I seriously think I just saw all of my exes at once. And they did not look happy.

NOT COOL, JOHTO!!

[Wait, that was a little too loud there, Larry. Panicking for a second, he looks around frantically, then sighs when the coast is clear. Still, his paranoia remains.]

Oh god, what if they see me...?!

Comments

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[... Wat.]

Uh. Little?

Did you hit your head in the forest or something?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Well I did hit it on a telephone pole the other day, but as far as I know that only got me a sprained ankle.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?! And you didn't bother mentioning that to me?!

[Yes, he still hasn't caught on here.]

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Well, from what I'm figuring from that outfit of yours, I couldn't possibly tell you about an accident at least seven years into your future, now can I?

Chances are, last argument you saw me get into was falling off that bridge.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... S-S-Seven years?!

[He pauses to think this over.]

Well...that explains a lot then.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Yep.

[Phoenix, cynical troller and "I don't answer your questions" since 2019. ]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Damnit Nick!

... In order to break the awkward silence, Larry asks the only pressing question he can think up at the moment.]

So uh...what's it like in the future?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

Magical panties, Chords of Steel, evil gentlemen, and lots of other things.

Like, I'm trying to change the whole justice system of California.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... Magical panties. Hadn't heard of that yet.

Whaddya mean? Did soemthing happen?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

It's Trucy's speciality. It's like a space portal in there.

-- Did something happen? No, not really. I lost my attorney badge, and in order to get back at the guy who tricked me into losing it, I just have to change the way the court is run in California. [Yep. Nothing special.]