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[failures]

[Cue Larry with a look of pure terror on his face. From what one can see from the background, it looks like he's hiding out in an alley somewhere. His voice is a low whisper.]

Oh maaaan... You'll never believe this, guys.

Look, I know suddenly practically everyone ever is in Johto...but I seriously think I just saw all of my exes at once. And they did not look happy.

NOT COOL, JOHTO!!

[Wait, that was a little too loud there, Larry. Panicking for a second, he looks around frantically, then sighs when the coast is clear. Still, his paranoia remains.]

Oh god, what if they see me...?!

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[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

[SUDDENLY PHOENIX BEHIND YOU.]

What if who sees who?

Because I see you, Larry.

LARRY YOU ARE BEING SWARMED WITH PHOENIXES

[littlenlawful.livejournal.com]

[Nevermind that thing about the exes. What. Is. This.

YOU ARE LARRY. YOU ARE UNDOUBTABLY LARRY AND OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO BIG

He's just gonna...stare at you with awe from behind one of the buildings, okay. Because just. Whooooooa. Why couldn't he be big, too...]

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[usedsubstitute.livejournal.com]

Your exes? _{[Iris looks confused.]} But why is that a bad thing? I'm sure they're all wonderful women!