023 [video]

[failures]

[Some of you might have been wondering what happened to that idiot who willingly looked into a Shedinja's back a couple weeks ago. Well today you'll be getting your answer.

Larry actually looks a bit different today. For starters, his hair is uncharacteristically not spiky. Actually, he looks like he just got out of a shower or something. That's pretty much the case. He looks a little guilty, and takes a few moments to actually say something.]

Funny story you guys, I was at the spa and I realized I never actually let everyone know I was alright. I figured I better do it now or I'll forget again.

Making it official. I'm good! A-okay! Sorry for making you worry and...stuff.

[He laughs awkwardly, and goes silent for another second or two. Yeah, that was a huge moment of fail and he knows it.]

So yeah, for all you newbies out there, if you ever see a Shedinja, do not look into its back. Trust me, you'll be thankin' me for that one. And if you don't know what a Shedinja is? Good. You don't want to know.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Larry's awakening was met with a mix of relief and "don't ever do that again!" and Barney trying to both hug and strangle Larry at the same time. Thankfully, he has calmed down since then, and is now hanging out somewhere in the vicinity of Larry.]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Larry was definitely clinging to Barney for a while after waking up. Boy was he glad that Barney was nearby when that who Shedinja fiasco happened.

After finishing his post and turning off his 'Gear, he turns to Barney.]

This is the life, huh? Everything's back to normal, we get to just chill in a peaceful town...

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

This spa is making up for the past few weeks. It's no Goldenrod, but whatever.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[There's a short bout of silence on Larry's end.]

I know I said it before, but I'm still sorry about the whole Shedinja thing.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Larry. Really. Just don't do that again. Finding you in a coma was not pleasant.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, there's no way I would go within a hundred feet of one of those things now.

[He smiles.] I'm really glad you were there.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Good.

Yeah, you kind of would have been out of luck, all things considered.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeah.

[He stares up at the ceiling of their room for a minute.] So what are your plans from here on?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well there is the Joy at the Pokemon center, what up?

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Larry can't help but laugh.] How would that make now? You're startin' to make me jealous!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Five. Five Joys. Cherrygrove, Violet, Goldenrod, Olivine, and Ecruteak. I'm on a roll.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

No kidding! You'll have 'em all in no time! [... It's like collecting Pokémon, but with Joys.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yup, and then it's onto the Jennys.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

That should be interesting. They seem a little crazier than the Joys.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, the crazier they are, the hotter they are. Besides, they're nothing compared to some of the girls I've gone out with.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? [Now this should be good.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I've totally worked this out. A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. The hotter they are, the crazier they are.

[Here Larry, have an explanation that is similar to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zADosF3XoQ)]

Oh god that video

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Huh. [Then he thinks about this.] You know what, Barney? I think you're onto something there. A lot of my past girlfriends worked like that too.

i know, right?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

See, it totally works. Thankfully, I've found a way of catching on to which ones are crazy. It's the eyes.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah? That makes sense, actually.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it? My buddy back home, Ted, totally backs me up on the crazy-eyes theory. The things we've seen.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

What's the worst you've seen? [Tonight is a stories kind of night.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, there was Shelly Galezpie, who has her own section on the hot-crazy scale. She lost twenty pounds and tried to kill me with a brick. There were some other girls to, like this one chick I dated who I'm certain was trying to poison me, or use a love potion on me, either way, she stalked me for a while.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... Jeez.

[And now he's feeling pretty thankful.]

The worst dating experience I had was my girlfriend ending up dead and I got arrested and tried for it. 'course I didn't do it, but I did find out she was cheating on me. Sucked, man.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Man, framed for murder and she's cheating on you? That's nuts man, seriously.