023 [video]

[failures]

[Some of you might have been wondering what happened to that idiot who willingly looked into a Shedinja's back a couple weeks ago. Well today you'll be getting your answer.

Larry actually looks a bit different today. For starters, his hair is uncharacteristically not spiky. Actually, he looks like he just got out of a shower or something. That's pretty much the case. He looks a little guilty, and takes a few moments to actually say something.]

Funny story you guys, I was at the spa and I realized I never actually let everyone know I was alright. I figured I better do it now or I'll forget again.

Making it official. I'm good! A-okay! Sorry for making you worry and...stuff.

[He laughs awkwardly, and goes silent for another second or two. Yeah, that was a huge moment of fail and he knows it.]

So yeah, for all you newbies out there, if you ever see a Shedinja, do not look into its back. Trust me, you'll be thankin' me for that one. And if you don't know what a Shedinja is? Good. You don't want to know.

Comments

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah? That makes sense, actually.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it? My buddy back home, Ted, totally backs me up on the crazy-eyes theory. The things we've seen.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

What's the worst you've seen? [Tonight is a stories kind of night.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, there was Shelly Galezpie, who has her own section on the hot-crazy scale. She lost twenty pounds and tried to kill me with a brick. There were some other girls to, like this one chick I dated who I'm certain was trying to poison me, or use a love potion on me, either way, she stalked me for a while.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... Jeez.

[And now he's feeling pretty thankful.]

The worst dating experience I had was my girlfriend ending up dead and I got arrested and tried for it. 'course I didn't do it, but I did find out she was cheating on me. Sucked, man.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Man, framed for murder and she's cheating on you? That's nuts man, seriously.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

It was just one of those days, Barney. [He leans back in his chair.] Ooone of those days.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you've had a lot of those days, pal.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah... [He shakes his head. No time to get depressed, Larry.] But that's just how it goes, y'know?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

[He nods, but personally, he'll take the crazy-eyed girls over court trials anyday.]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Noticing the end of that topic, Larry decides to find a new one.]

Sooooo. What's the plan for tonight?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Want to check out the Ecruteak nightlife? I heard about these Kimono girls.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Kimono girls? Sounds like a plan to me!

[Yep, Barney doesn't even need to say more.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

And this, Larry, is why we are friends. Because you understand.

Freeze Frame High Five!

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Freeze Frame High Five is go!]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Bros for life!]