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[failures]

[Cue Larry with a look of pure terror on his face. From what one can see from the background, it looks like he's hiding out in an alley somewhere. His voice is a low whisper.]

Oh maaaan... You'll never believe this, guys.

Look, I know suddenly practically everyone ever is in Johto...but I seriously think I just saw all of my exes at once. And they did not look happy.

NOT COOL, JOHTO!!

[Wait, that was a little too loud there, Larry. Panicking for a second, he looks around frantically, then sighs when the coast is clear. Still, his paranoia remains.]

Oh god, what if they see me...?!

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[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

[SUDDENLY PHOENIX BEHIND YOU.]

What if who sees who?

Because I see you, Larry.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[JUMPING LIKE THREE FEET.]

... O-Oh, hey Nick. I was talkin' about my exes. I swear I saw all of 'em and...

[There's a long pause.]

Jeez Nick, what's with the getup?

[Nevermind the fact that Phoenix is suddenly in Violet.]

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

[SMILING IN THAT TROLLING WAY.]

---Oh, so you're little Larry. There's a lot of you little guys here, aren't there?

[Not answering your questions.]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[... Wat.]

Uh. Little?

Did you hit your head in the forest or something?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Well I did hit it on a telephone pole the other day, but as far as I know that only got me a sprained ankle.

LARRY YOU ARE BEING SWARMED WITH PHOENIXES

[littlenlawful.livejournal.com]

[Nevermind that thing about the exes. What. Is. This.

YOU ARE LARRY. YOU ARE UNDOUBTABLY LARRY AND OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO BIG

He's just gonna...stare at you with awe from behind one of the buildings, okay. Because just. Whooooooa. Why couldn't he be big, too...]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?! And you didn't bother mentioning that to me?!

[Yes, he still hasn't caught on here.]

I AM OKAY WITH THIS

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[After Larry finally cuts the feed, he sighs, standing up straight and having another look around.

And then he spots a familiar face. Only...younger.]

... Nick?

[First thought: Oh god it happened to Nick too whyyyy.]

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Well, from what I'm figuring from that outfit of yours, I couldn't possibly tell you about an accident at least seven years into your future, now can I?

Chances are, last argument you saw me get into was falling off that bridge.

OH BB I mean

[littlenlawful.livejournal.com]

W-whoa! [And now, guess who's going to trot over?] Is it really you, Larry? You're, like -- [He stretches his arms up as far as they can go] -- huge!

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... S-S-Seven years?!

[He pauses to think this over.]

Well...that explains a lot then.

;D

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Larry grins, wishing Miles was here to see this. There was something nostalgic about seeing his best friends as kids again, even if it was mildly horrifying at the same time.]

Yup, it's me! [He laughs.] Johto does some weird things, so that's why you're seein' me from the future.

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Yep.

[Phoenix, cynical troller and "I don't answer your questions" since 2019. ]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Damnit Nick!

... In order to break the awkward silence, Larry asks the only pressing question he can think up at the moment.]

So uh...what's it like in the future?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

Magical panties, Chords of Steel, evil gentlemen, and lots of other things.

Like, I'm trying to change the whole justice system of California.

:D ♥

[littlenlawful.livejournal.com]

[...did most of that sentence just fly over little Phoenix's head? Why, yes, yes it did?]

Whoooooa! You're from the future, Larry? How'd you do that?! Is this place a huge time machine? _{Because that would be awesome!}

[PHOENIX IS EXCITE.]

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[usedsubstitute.livejournal.com]

Your exes? _{[Iris looks confused.]} But why is that a bad thing? I'm sure they're all wonderful women!

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

... Magical panties. Hadn't heard of that yet.

Whaddya mean? Did soemthing happen?

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Man, I don't even know. But I think you're onto something!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[JUMPING A FOOT AGAIN-- oh it's just sweet little Iris.]

Well yeah, they are...I guess. I just hope their new boyfriends aren't around too!

[Horrible memories of being decked by new boyfriends are resurfacing.]

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

It's Trucy's speciality. It's like a space portal in there.

-- Did something happen? No, not really. I lost my attorney badge, and in order to get back at the guy who tricked me into losing it, I just have to change the way the court is run in California. [Yep. Nothing special.]

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[usedsubstitute.livejournal.com]

Their boyfriends? _{[Iris giggles.]} Now you're just being silly Larry. What would their boyfriends be doing here?

[littlenlawful.livejournal.com]

Heheh! [Well, he WAS always smarter than Larry...hee.]

So, uh...what's it like in the future, Larry? Are there flying cars an' teleporters and stuff?