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[failures]

[The feed flicks on, and is immediately engulfed by a Wobbuffet's face. It salutes the camera with a Wobba Wobba! Waaaaahbbuffet! before being shoved aside by Larry.]

Stop hogging the camera, man!

[Now with the camera focused on himself and Wobbuffet, he grins.]

After missing the exit far too many times, we're finally out of New Bark Town! Man, you guys have no idea how exciting this is. Living out a real Pokémon Adventure!

... Okay, maybe you do, but still! I feel like a kid again...only with my biggest dream coming true.

Anyway, I have a very important announcement to make before I get going:

Look out, ladies of- uh, what was that place called again? Oh right- Cherrygrove City, cuz lady-killer Larry Butz is on the way!

[Wobbuffet adds a Wobba! in agreement before the feed finally times out.]

Comments

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Good point. Someone's gotta find him cute, right?

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Well, things have been goin' pretty smoothly so far. Maya just caught a new Pokémon!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Laughing,] You got it, Kay!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

You can! And let me tell you, a lot has happened. [And some things he will never mention, because they are best left forgotten. Like his fail at Hazakura Temple.]

It was awesome! I got to learn how to use the Steel Samurai's spear and everything!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yep, pretty much.

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[I would be worried if she was.]

Aw, c'mon! Don't be like that! If you want, I can tell you everything I know about Pokémon so being stuck here won't be as bad!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Oh god. OH GOD. Kay wasn't kidding!

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Call. Cute.]

... F-Franzy...

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[usedfacade.livejournal.com]

I'll pass.

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[foolishwren]

Yeah, 'bout two months by this point.

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[forperfectstats.livejournal.com]

Wh-What!?

Who are you!? And why are you addressing me in such an obnoxiously familiar manner!?

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[totesaladder.livejournal.com]

[Maya is happy not knowing about Hazakura Temple]

Did you get to keep any souvenirs?

[used-zapcannon.livejournal.com]

What are you supposed to be?

Hell, what is that thing supposed to be?

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[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

So I've heard. [And naming a Pokémon after EDGEWORTH, of all people, doesn't exactly sit right with him in the "not causing trouble" category.] I just hope you can keep this up, Larry.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

A human, I guess?

And this here is Wobbuffet! He's uh... a little weird to me too. And his fighting style is kinda weird too.

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Whoops. Cue frantic-looking Larry.]

Uh. UH. I-I'm Larry, and I guess you haven't met me yet unless you just got de-aged or something...

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[As she should be.]

Well, I think I have a spare uniform... but that's at home, so. Who knows when we'll be getting back there.

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Naturally, Larry thought the naming was hilarious.]

Like I said Nick, no need to worry. I got this.

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

And still no idea of how to get home? Looks like I'm gonna be here a while.

[He grins at the thought.] Not that I mind, of course.

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[totesaladder.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's too bad. It would have been cool if you had it here.

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[forperfectstats.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause. An irritated pause.]

Another one from "The Future"...? Very well.

Tell me, what relation am I to you, that makes you think you can address me like that!?

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[forperfectstats.livejournal.com]

From now on, refer to me as Ms. Franziska von Karma and nothing else!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah... [Not wanting to disappoint Maya, Larry ponders for a moment.

... Ping! He snaps his fingers.]

I know! How about I show off some of the moves I learned?

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[totesaladder.livejournal.com]

[excitement!]

Could you, really?

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Y-Yes Ma'am!

[Well that was easy. And at least he doesn't have to worry about the whip right now...because he totally knows he would be feeling the sting by now if they were talking in person.]

Uh, I'm a friend of Edgey's, and... actually, I've been involved in a few of your cases too. You agreed to model for one of my art projects: "Franzy's Whiplash Splash!"

[The consent part is a lie, but she'll never know...right?]

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[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

[Of course. And Phoenix just gives him a look that says "You better. 8|"]