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[flaredo]

Yeah? Sounds like a fun job, then-- and I can give you a few pointers myself!

[failures]

Haha, my job is pretty much well...trying different jobs! You learn a lot of stuff jumping from job to job.

[It's also a hella unstable lifestyle but... #yolo.]

Whoa, really? That'd be great! So what kinda fighting are you best at?

[flaredo]

Punching... probably!

[ Definitely. ]

[failures]

Whoa. Can't say I was expecting that.

[He looks impressed though, so it's not in a bad way. He just doesn't see girls punching things very often!]

...Didja punch those Santas good then? Because they really deserved it.

[flaredo]

Well, a few lost their heads... does that count?

[failures]

[Dang.]

Heck yeah it does! I bet they weren't pulling any of their own punches after that!

[flaredo]

Nope, definitely not.

... Not that it helped 'em any.

[failures]

I'm just glad you put some of 'em out of commission. Maybe it'll save lives! Especially lives of the hair variety!

[Larry please, stop treating your hair like it's something to be mourned.]

[flaredo]

Hair is important! I can't forgive anyone who'd mess with it!

[ Yes, she's serious. ]

[failures]

Ha, I'm glad you totally get it!

[Now that revenge has been made in a super indirect way, he just has to worry about fixing his own hair...]

Oh yeah, I just realized I didn't get your name! I mean I could just go with "Destroyer of Santas, Savior of Hair" but I figure you should get to pick what people call you. I'm Larry, by the way.

[flaredo]

I'm Yang! And honestly, that sounds like a pretty good title to me, Larry.