036 [voice/action for goldenrod city] [backdated to Halloween]

[failures]

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[It's the evening of Halloween, and the parties and trick or treating are in full swing. However, two individuals are more interested in the tricks than treats.

Anyone who happens to be walking around in the Goldenrod area may come across two very energetic men donning baseball caps and comfy shorts. They also won't hesitate to shove their Pokemon in your face.

No really, enjoy a Bidoof and Sentret in your face.]

Dude! Check out our sweet Pokemon! They're in the top percentage!

Yeah man! Joey's got nothing on us!

[...have fun with that.]

[voice]

[It's the the late hours of Halloween night, so you'd think that the excitement is starting to die down right?

... Wait, is that your 'Gear ringing? Sure sounds like it. But who would be calling at this hour? Maybe you should pick up...]

[[That's right, everyone... The youngsters are making a comeback. Only this time, they're not possessed. Replies will come from both Larry and Barney (usedsuitup).]]

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[voice]

[captainash]

[Fine, fine, he'll pick up. Geez, who would call at this hour? ...And who would even have his number anyway?]

Hello?

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

You know? My Sentret's not quite like other sentret. In fact, I'd say it's in the top percentage of Sentrets!

[voice]

[captainash]

[Oh great. Even weird worlds inhabited by monsters and living rocks have prank calls?

...It's his first in over a decade. He can deal with it.]

Really? Can it juggle burning sticks like mine can?

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Yeah! Yeah, it totally could! My sentret's the best!

[voice]

[captainash]

And can it cartwheel across the Pokémon Center's roof?

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Totally! My Sentret can do pretty much ANYTHING!

[voice]

[captainash]

Anything? Could it prove that by turning your Gear off with its eyes closed?

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Of course I can!

[And he gets sentret to do it to. Although there's a lot of banging and complaining before it finally clicks off.]


[ring ring]

[voice]

[captainash]

[Guess hoping it would stay off was too much.]

Yes?

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Did you see? I totally did what you asked me to do!

[voice]

[captainash]

...Yes. Yes, you did. Not bad.

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

See, I told you my Sentret was awesome.

[Can you hear the :D at the end of that sentence?]

[voice]

[captainash]

[He hears it loud and clear.]

I guess it must have been born gifted.

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Well, yeah. Like I said, it's in the top percentage of sentrets!

[voice]

[captainash]

How did you even figure that out? A survey of Sentret owners?

[voice]

[failures]

Hey man! You've heard about Bidoofs right? Well I'm pretty sure mine's in the top percentage of them. He took out a Jigglypuff today! That's gotta mean he's tough, right?

[voice]

[captainash]

[And they come in pairs? Maybe it's a drunken Halloween call, instead.]

Could it take out all those ghosts that showed up? That's more impressive than a Jigglypuff.

[...Whatever a Jigglypuff is.]

[voice]

[failures]

Pfft, of course! He single-handedly protected me that whole week! Those ghosts didn't stand a chance.

[voice]

[captainash]

So he's a ghost bully. I wonder who he learned that from?

[voice]

[failures]

Hey man, those ghosts attacked us first.

[voice]

[captainash]

They attacked us too, and Stumbly didn't feel the need to murder them all.

[Of course, Stumbly also only has Tackle.]

[voice]

[failures]

Dude, you're takin' this way too far. He was just protecting me.

[Wow this is not going the way it was supposed to.]

[voice]

[captainash]

[Meanwhile, this is going exactly the way Ash wants it to go.]

I wonder what their poor mothers would think of that excuse. Even ghost monsters have to have mothers, right?

[voice]

[failures]

It's not like they died or anything!

[voice]

[captainash]

...They're ghosts. Of course they died.