036 [voice/action for goldenrod city] [backdated to Halloween]

[failures]

[action]

[It's the evening of Halloween, and the parties and trick or treating are in full swing. However, two individuals are more interested in the tricks than treats.

Anyone who happens to be walking around in the Goldenrod area may come across two very energetic men donning baseball caps and comfy shorts. They also won't hesitate to shove their Pokemon in your face.

No really, enjoy a Bidoof and Sentret in your face.]

Dude! Check out our sweet Pokemon! They're in the top percentage!

Yeah man! Joey's got nothing on us!

[...have fun with that.]

[voice]

[It's the the late hours of Halloween night, so you'd think that the excitement is starting to die down right?

... Wait, is that your 'Gear ringing? Sure sounds like it. But who would be calling at this hour? Maybe you should pick up...]

[[That's right, everyone... The youngsters are making a comeback. Only this time, they're not possessed. Replies will come from both Larry and Barney (usedsuitup).]]

Comments

[voice]

[captainash]

[Fine, fine, he'll pick up. Geez, who would call at this hour? ...And who would even have his number anyway?]

Hello?

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

You know? My Sentret's not quite like other sentret. In fact, I'd say it's in the top percentage of Sentrets!

[voice]

[failures]

Hey man! You've heard about Bidoofs right? Well I'm pretty sure mine's in the top percentage of them. He took out a Jigglypuff today! That's gotta mean he's tough, right?

[voice]

[captainash]

[Oh great. Even weird worlds inhabited by monsters and living rocks have prank calls?

...It's his first in over a decade. He can deal with it.]

Really? Can it juggle burning sticks like mine can?

[voice]

[captainash]

[And they come in pairs? Maybe it's a drunken Halloween call, instead.]

Could it take out all those ghosts that showed up? That's more impressive than a Jigglypuff.

[...Whatever a Jigglypuff is.]

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Yeah! Yeah, it totally could! My sentret's the best!

[voice]

[captainash]

And can it cartwheel across the Pokémon Center's roof?

[Audio]

[canthearyou]

[Gordon's not recognizing the Trainer ID, and things seem to be a bit quieter now, so it's probably not advisory related, which leaves the question of who would be calling him this late at night.]

HELLO, THIS IS GORDON COLE. MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING?

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Totally! My Sentret can do pretty much ANYTHING!

[voice]

[failures]

Pfft, of course! He single-handedly protected me that whole week! Those ghosts didn't stand a chance.

[Audio]

[failures]

[Wow this dude is loud. And Larry is going to conveniently leave out his name for now.]

Hey Gordon! Did you know Bidoof is pretty much the best Pokemon ever? Well now you do! And mine's at the very top of the Bidoof percentage!

[usedshooshpap]

[ does he want to answer it?

no, but looks like he is. ]

[voice]

[captainash]

Anything? Could it prove that by turning your Gear off with its eyes closed?

[voice]

[captainash]

So he's a ghost bully. I wonder who he learned that from?

[voice]

[failures]

Hey man, those ghosts attacked us first.

[failures]

[Of course he does!]

Karkat!! Did I ever tell you how awesome my Bidoof is? He took out a Snubbull this week. Talk about badass!

[usedshooshpap]

Larry...

It's a goddamn Bidoof. How low of a level was this Snubbull?

[failures]

No man, he's not just any Bidoof. He's in the top percentage of Bidoofs.

And It was a totally rare level 100 one!

[Just making this up as he goes.]

[usedshooshpap]

If it was even remotely possible to punch you through the Gear, I would.

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

Of course I can!

[And he gets sentret to do it to. Although there's a lot of banging and complaining before it finally clicks off.]


[ring ring]

[usedsuitup]

My sentret took out an ekans today! It was awesome. It's such an awesome pokemon.

[Audio]

[usedsuitup]

You know the pokemon sentret? Well, I've been thinking about my sentret, and it's not like other sentret. I'm pretty sure it's in the top percentage of sentret!

[voice]

[captainash]

[Guess hoping it would stay off was too much.]

Yes?

[voice]

[captainash]

They attacked us too, and Stumbly didn't feel the need to murder them all.

[Of course, Stumbly also only has Tackle.]

[voice]

[failures]

Dude, you're takin' this way too far. He was just protecting me.

[Wow this is not going the way it was supposed to.]