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Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) wrote2012-04-02 09:41 am

032 [video] [backdated to March 28]

[The feed begins with a view of the ocean with Olivine's port off to the side. The setting sun is reflecting off of the water; it's a nice mixture of blue, orange, and purple. A gentle breeze makes the boats in the port sway gently.

Basically, it's a beautiful evening.

The feed owner sighs in the background. It's a content sigh.]


You sure can't beat a day like this. Not a bad day for a birthday if I do say so myself.

Laaapras.

[The apparent Lapras seems to be in agreement with its owner.

Larry turns the 'Gear so he can address the network properly. He's got a hoodie on, and the hood is somehow managing to cover up his spiky hair. Somehow. He seems to be in better spirits after what happened last month.

Gourdy the Lapras also peers into the frame at times. One might notice that Larry's actually sitting on his shiny Lapras out on the ocean.]


That's two birthdays spent in Johto. I kinda laid low for the first one, but for this one, I wanna do something for it.

So! [He jabs his pointer finger toward the 'Gear's camera.] If anyone in Olivine's up for some partying, I'll be at that cool bar restaurant tonight. You don't have to know me or anything; I'll hang out with anyone!

Be there or be square.

[Wow that was an out of style saying, but Larry just rolls with it. He grins and cuts out the feed shortly after.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-14 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Six badges? Jesus shit.

I'd better start catchin' up.

[.... Wait a second.]

[That second statement is way more worthy of using the lord's name in vain than the first one was.]

[She repeats it slowly.]


... Seeing someone?

[LARRY BUTZ? SEEING SOMEONE?]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (busted)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-15 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, she can definitely buy the 'stronger' than Larry part. She's pretty sure MOST girls are stronger than Larry.]

I can take a GUESS at how you feel, anyway.

[But man, she's curious.]

Who IS it, anyway?
foolishwren: ¿En esta economía?! (TRES leches???)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-15 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's--


... Wait, you're dating Ur?!
foolishwren: i was listening to mumford and sons and the banjo solo really went off (sorry i was speeding officer)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you could say that...

I didn't think y-- she was your type.

[Or that... Larry was HER type, but... WELLP.]
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-17 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a LITTLE WEIRD to think of LARRY dating the person who's been subtly mama-ing Heather for ages, although she IS younger than Heather had initially pegged her to be.]

I'm glad it's workin' out for you two.

I mean... hell, if you're stuck here, why NOT get a girlfriend?
foolishwren: I WORK FIFTEEN HOURS A DAY IN THE HAMBURGER MINES SO I CAN BUY ONE AUTOMATIC GUN WEAPON (HYUCK IM JUST A NORMAL AMERICAN WOMAN)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-18 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[THE TOUGHEST MAMA. Too bad Heather doesn't just have mommy issues, she has an entire subscription.]

[But she grins back anyway, because hell yeah she can guess what he means.]


That they have.

Cheers to livin' in the moment, huh?

[She twists on her stool to wave to the bartender.]

HEY, can I get a-- ... round, or something over here? [SHIT SHE TOTALLY JUST REALIZED SHE'S NEVER REALLY BEEN DRINKING AT A BAR BEFORE. It's all been stupid rebel high school parties where they like had a college kid to buy shitty boxed wine for them and stuff. HOW I ORDER DRINKS.]
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-25 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH ALL YOUR DRINKING EXPERIENCE BEFORE JOHTO BEING ILLEGAL.]

[Even IN Johto, she somehow managed to never actually go to a bar. Just drank 'at home' with friends.]

[So she sits there for a moment and looks appropriately sheepish before shooting Larry a rueful grin.]


Hey, no big.

It's not like the booze is going anywhere.
foolishwren: *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back* (hey IDIOTS... watch THIS.)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-04-29 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[LARRY YOU ARE ONE BAD DUDE >:(]

[But yes, technically.]


I like that kinda thinkin'.