failures | 023 [video]

[Some of you might have been wondering what happened to that idiot who willingly looked into a Shedinja's back a couple weeks ago. Well today you'll be getting your answer.

Larry actually looks a bit different today. For starters, his hair is uncharacteristically not spiky. Actually, he looks like he just got out of a shower or something. That's pretty much the case. He looks a little guilty, and takes a few moments to actually say something.]

Funny story you guys, I was at the spa and I realized I never actually let everyone know I was alright. I figured I better do it now or I'll forget again.

Making it official. I'm good! A-okay! Sorry for making you worry and...stuff.

[He laughs awkwardly, and goes silent for another second or two. Yeah, that was a huge moment of fail and he knows it.]

So yeah, for all you newbies out there, if you ever see a Shedinja, do not look into its back. Trust me, you'll be thankin' me for that one. And if you don't know what a Shedinja is? Good. You don't want to know.

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Yikes.. I wonder what caused it to do that! [Frowning forevs.] Do you know if those people are alright?

Yeah, everyone's good now, thanks to the people who defeated the Shedinja!

Johto is full of crazy stuff though. Really crazy stuff.

That's a relief to hear. What kind of crazy stuff? I've heard some crazy things from home, so I want to hear how it compares.

Let's see... For starters, every couple of months everyone in Johto loses a couple of days and has no idea what happened. Like, you'd go to sleep one night and the next thing you know it's three days later!

And uh, one time the whole place got turned into pixels and I got attacked by a giant pixel monster. "Glitches" seem to be a regular thing here though, since it's practically livin' in a game.

[Hi Larry, don't you like how his expression now resembles this?] Three day amnesia and .... pixels. How is this like a game?

Pokémon was a video game where I come from, so pixels and glitches were definitely around. Johto's nothing like the place in the game though...and there's tons of different Pokémon than I remember.

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Wow. [What else is there to say?]

Sorry about that. It is kinda a lot to take in.

No, it's... well, it's the first I've heard. Most are saying it's just some other world, but it's a... video game in yours.

Weird how that works, huh? I guess it's because there are people from a billion different worlds here. Johto's not exaaactly like the games, but it does have a lot of Pokemon from them.