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[failures]

[Some of you might have been wondering what happened to that idiot who willingly looked into a Shedinja's back a couple weeks ago. Well today you'll be getting your answer.

Larry actually looks a bit different today. For starters, his hair is uncharacteristically not spiky. Actually, he looks like he just got out of a shower or something. That's pretty much the case. He looks a little guilty, and takes a few moments to actually say something.]

Funny story you guys, I was at the spa and I realized I never actually let everyone know I was alright. I figured I better do it now or I'll forget again.

Making it official. I'm good! A-okay! Sorry for making you worry and...stuff.

[He laughs awkwardly, and goes silent for another second or two. Yeah, that was a huge moment of fail and he knows it.]

So yeah, for all you newbies out there, if you ever see a Shedinja, do not look into its back. Trust me, you'll be thankin' me for that one. And if you don't know what a Shedinja is? Good. You don't want to know.

Comments

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[This guy could be.]

'cause I didn't think anything would actually happen.

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[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[stare]

But it happened to the other people too! That should have been enough evidence!!

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Actually, I had been focusing on travelling so much that day I hadn't checked the network before it happened.

[Rubbing the back of his neck,] I definitely woulda stayed faaar away from it if I knew.

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[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

Wh-What kind of idiot doesn't pay attention to what's going on around them?

[Sheesh, this guy was really much more of an idiot than he appeared to be...]

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[You have no idea, Romano.]

I was in a rush, okay?! I was tryin' to catch up with a friend.

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[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[NO SYMPATHY] That doesn't excuse you from not paying attention!!

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Eheh, I guess not. But come on, you're a kid. You've gotta have heard a couple of legends that sounded totally bogus, right?

[Video]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

O-Of course! I'm not going to believe everything I hear like some kind of baby. [except he would.]

[Video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Exactly! So that's what I thought when the Pokédex told me about the Shedinja myth. Guess it really was true, though.

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[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[He pouts. While he understands, it doesn't make him any less of a grump.] ...You still shouldn't have done it. Whatever, at least you know better than to risk your entire soul, damn it.

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[He nods slowly.] Y'know, I think this place is going to make me a little more cautious about these things.

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[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

. . . How long have you been here? Any person with at least half a mind wouldn't have been foolish enough to question soul stealing.

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[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Going on a year, actually. Man, I didn't realize it was creepin' up on me.

Hey, you never know!