[Larry is happy to explain! Because if there's one thing he'll defend, it's his ridiculous beliefs. For as long as they stick, anyway.

He flicks his hand through his (not as pointy) hair for emphasis.]

I look at it this way: since I spike my hair up, it's pointing up toward good things! I wanna reach high and go places in life! My best friend's hair points backward, which totally signals stagnation and pessimism to me. I've told him he really needs to do something about that.

[SORRY, PHOENIX...]