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[failures]

GuysGuysGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS!

[NOW THAT HE HAS YOUR ATTENTION...

Clearly, Larry must have some absolutely startling and groundbreaking news that everyone needs to know, right?]

My Drifloon evolved!

[Oh.

He reaches up with his free hand to pull down his new happy-looking Drifblim by one of her arms.]



Finally, one of my Pokémon evolved! I wonder if Wobbuffet ever evolves... Anyway! Isn't she the coolest?

Bliiiiiiiim~

Falkner doesn't stand a chance now! He is SO going down when we get to Violet City!

Blim!

Comments

[video]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[He cannot believe what he's seeing. Because. This. Can't. Possibly. Be. True. This is so unfaaaaaaaaaaaair....] Y-You don't deserve to have one!

[video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[D'AWWW poor Romano. Shoulda been here in August.]

Huhn? Hey, I worked my butt off to get her! Of course I deserve to have her!

[video]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[S-Soooooob]

No! Guys that look like you shouldn't deserve to have that kind of knowledge, damn it! [Only those worthy of the balloons and the secrets of the stars are deserving of them. True fax man]

[video]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[He does still feel bad about all the balloons he killed when he was a kid...]

H-Hey! It's not my fault that you weren't around when the Drifloons invaded! Man, what a bratty kid...

[video] I REMEMBER THAT FACE /first trial memories

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

Stop looking so scary... W-Well how the hell was I supposed to know they invaded?! Do balloons normally invade? Damn it, they must have been mad that this place had so much forbidden knowledge or-or something.

[video] Pfff

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

'Cause you obviously weren't here!

What d'ya mean by "forbidden knowledge" anyway?

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

If I was, I would have gathered them all and made them mine!

Shouldn't a moron like you already know? You live here.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

A big fan of balloons, huh?

I don't live here. I'm pretty much in the same situation as you.

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

...A fan of balloons? ...Are you a fan of balloons? That's a weird question. ...I just like them a lot, weirdo. Like tomatoes. I like tomatoes too. [this guy seems dumb, but okay] I don't have balloons at home damn it. So I want to have a whole lot since they can go all the way to the moon. I-If you laugh at me, I'll knock out your teeth!

...How did you get here?