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[failures]

... Where am I?

[Larry's post begins similarly to the post he made during the last crazy weekend event: very dark. Very very dark.

Except this time it's a lot more smelly, but thankfully the viewers can't see that.]

Ugh, what is that smell?

[Eventually, Larry gets the 'Gear's screen face him, illuminating his face and a bit of whatever's behind him. It's hard to make out what's there, but there's something there. It looks mushy, whatever it is.]

That's better. Now, to find a way out.

[He starts shifting around, and as he does that, something else moves behind him. Did something back there blink?]

Huh, it's pretty cramped in here...

Wait a second--

[Seems like Larry's noticed the moving too, and the 'Gear's view shifts around the space, revealing:

(only a lot more of them)]

Gaaaarbodor...

Trub Trubbish~

[Wait for it...]

WAAAAUGH! NOT AGAAAAAIN!

[[OOC: Just when he thought he was done with garbage everywhere, Larry ended up inside a random big garbage bin with a few friends. Oh, the irony. Anyone want to rescue him or find him outside of it sometime later?]]

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[usedsuitup]

[So Barney's out looking for stuff today, maybe smash a TV, who knows? And so when he hears the screaming he figures he might as well look. Plus it sounds familiar.]

Larry?

a c t i o n !

[lures]

Ugh — I didn't ask for this.

[ says the girl who appears behind him mysteriously. boo! ]

Hel—lo—! What's that smell?

[failures]

[The garbage bin near Barney is likely shaking right now, and banging is coming from inside. Larry's kind of stuck in there with his smelly friends.

But he does hear Barney, and calls out.]

BARNEY, HEEEEELP!

a c t i o n !

[failures]

[Larry jumps at the sudden voice behind him, then jerks around.]

AH-!

Oh, uh...that'd be me. Another garbage attack.

[Yes, he's expecting her to understand because everyone obviously knows about the garbage attack that happened a few weeks ago.]

[usedsuitup]

[Oh crap the dumpster is talking to him.]

What are you doing in there, bro?

[failures]

Can we talk about this after you've saved me?!

[action] 1/2

[legendoflove]

[SUDDENLY! A GUST OF WIND! A HEROIC CALL! SAKURA PETALS EVERYWHERE!]

Magician of the Wind... Legend, MagiPink, is he--

[action]

[legendoflove]

-- blegh! What is that spell?

[... your would-be hero. still masked and suited up, is now pointing her staff at you, larry :(]

It's not you, is it?

[action]

[failures]

[Larry's in the middle of picking garbage off of his clothes and out of his hair when--

Wow, he's oddly reminded of the Pink Princess. Maybe this Legend MagiPink is a new spinoff?]

Actually yeah, it's me. Long story.

[usedsuitup]

You're in a dumpster? How bad can it be?

[Aside from the obvious. He's ended up in dumpsters before. Even so, he'll let Larry out.]

WHEN SOMETHING SMELLS...

[lollipaups]

[Lost young woman alert! And she's no hag, either. While she's worrying her little lollipop ring, she catches the stench and winces.]

...wh-what's that smell?

[Then she looks up from her ring and sees you, Larry. And she's quite unsure of what to say.]

Oh...

[lures]

Garbage attack?

[ w h a t. she has no idea what she's talking about — that is, until she sees what the butz was talking about. that thing, that walking trash bag!

"Trub Trubbish~" ]

... I'm a little knew here, so: What is that?

[failures]

[Once the dumpster is open, Larry practically leaps out of it, with some of his garbage friends reaching after him. He practically collapses when he reaches the ground.]

That's how bad.

[failures]

[Oh. Well that explains her reaction. Larry motions at the walking trash.]

It's a Pokemon, believe it or not.

IT'S LITERALLY THE BUTZ

[failures]

[Larry is in the middle of trying to pry some garbage off of himself when he spots the young woman. Oh god, she's looking right at him. And he's full of garbage and can probably be smelled for a mile.

This is embarrassing.

He laughs sheepishly, dropping the stray trash at his side.]

Uh...it's not what it looks like?

IF ONLY EDGEWORTH WERE HERE......

[lollipaups]

[Her forehead creases in worry. Unfortunately for Larry, he's not exactly her type - stoic and handsome. Still, that doesn't mean she shouldn't be concerned.

Lauren raises her ring-free to her cheek.]

...What happened to you? Did someone throw you into a dumpster?

[action]

[legendoflove]

[after "pee-yew"ing at him for a moment more, she finally decides he's not a threat and gives him a once over.]

... If you go jump in a lake I could blow dry you.

[she could also send him there herself, possibly. t-that smell...]

[action]

[failures]

[WELL SINCE SHE'S OFFERING...]

Dontcha think I'd need some soap too? I mean, I'm all for easy drying, but...yeah.

[action]

[legendoflove]

... If you ask really nicely, I'll think about it.

[usedsuitup]

God, it's like something out of a B-horror movie or something. Attack of the killer dumpster.

Also you stink.

[lures]

Pokémon — I've never heard of them in my life, actually.

[ "I'm new in town." ]

You might want to elaborate a little more, Red!

[failures]

Oh, you're that new.

[She said a little new. Larry assumed that meant she at least knew the basics.]

They're animals and other creatures that you can catch, and you start with one too.

... Red?

[failures]

[Larry just stares at his friend.]

Gee, I wonder why!

[action]

[failures]

[Larry honestly can't believe she's even considering it.]

Pleeeease?

[action]

[legendoflove]

... Okay.

You have to be wet first, or no soap!

[usedsuitup]

[He may or may not have been kidding around.]

So, how'd you end up there anyway? Those didn't exactly look like last night's dates.

[failures]

[Larry staggers to his feet, brushing pieces of trash off of his coat.]

Don't ask me! I went to bed last night and then bam, I was in there! That's not the first time that's happened though.

[usedsuitup]

It's not the first time you've woken up in a dumpster?

For what it's worth, I had nothing to do with that.